You got your front door, back door, side door and screen door. You got a storm door, trap door, closet door, secret door, barn door and service door. Then there’s bathroom door, revolving door, sliding door, automatic door, accordion door, store door, pet door, cabinet door, car door, church door, French door, Dutch door, swing door, fire door, garage door, open door, closed door, next door, Christian Dior, show-him-the-door and pompadour.
So many doors, so little time.